1. Oliver on Project Runway. I really can't tolerate the fake accent any longer. I've put up with it for like 6 episodes already. Get it off my tv!
2. The fact that we haven't gone to the post office in like 2 weeks, and there was a nasty note in the mailbox when I went today saying I had to call a main office number to get my mail. I'm afraid to call it because I don't want them to yell at me for not emptying my mailbox regularly. I might make J, but I'm grumpy with him tonight, too.
3. My inbox in general and Groupon in particular. Listen Groupon, you were cool 18 months or so ago when I first found you, and you didn't spam me thirteen times a day. Can't you, you know, ask me some survey questions to find out that I'm really not going to be interested in a chemical peal in Redondo Beach for 60% off? I'd take the survey to get targeted emails from you. I really would. But I'm pretty much on the verge of marking you spam for now, cuz of all this crap you send me. And now google's getting in on it. If I have to listen to one more ad for Google Deals on my Pandora station, I'm going to knock somebody's head off.
4. Fresh and Easy. I love you F&E, I really do. When I heard that Tesco's in the UK was going to do a US store, I got really excited. And now that you sell McVities chocolate biscuits and Hobnobs, I'm even more of a fan. But this thing you do of not completely sealing the chicken in the plastic wrap, so that even though the date says Sept 7, it goes bad early because it's been getting air all weekend...that has just got to go. Could you try to be less ghetto in your meat packaging, please?
5. Barack Obama. Google "Obama + Cave". Or, if you're a liberal like me, don't. It will just get your blood pressure going. I'm donating money to Stephen Colbert's ColbertPAC this year because I can't tolerate giving Obama any more money for him to just use to, you know, destroy EPA regulations and refuse to raise taxes on the wealthy. Hillary Clinton's 3AM Phone Call ad is sadly starting to ring true.
Three Day Weekends are fun, but I'm just feeling grumpy now.